Happy Birthdayyyyyyy... Jessifer!

Should've puked in Sumi's lap/face.

Unfortunately (or rather, fortunately really...) I never ended up throwing up anyway.

Hmm.... Well you do have two fists, but that's not usually how girls solve things.

Heh, I'm glad males can solve things by a good fight and then leave it be forever:

My friend went to jail. His girlfriend starts flirting with me every chance she gets. We have sex multiple times (I didn't want to... until alcohol entered my system). My friend gets released from jail and finds out. We box. We drink a lot of beer after the fight.

We're still friends to this day.

And she's a dirty whore that no one likes.

That's.... that's beautiful...

Sumi and I get along great anyway. She meant well.