Phobias

Has anybody ever told you that you're kinda messed up?

You do know that you are talking to the residential homosexual furry-loving freak of Zelaron, do you not?

DFD, thanks for that reminder. I thought they'd forgotten by now.

Please change your avatar.

DFD, thanks for that reminder. I thought they'd forgotten by now.

'Til I die.

Oh yeah.

being nude in public is fun! (compltetely kidding) but im not afraid of it. id do it if you paid me. (more kidding)

This leads me to believe you've been streaking before.

This leads me to believe you've been streaking before.

And you haven't?

I've always wanted to have one big group sex like me and a few homies and like 1-2 girls.

And you haven't?

Nope. Can't say I have.

Who hasn't? I remember I was throwing a party at the place I had where I used to live and my stripper friend, Amy, suggested the idea. So off we went, about 15 women, myself and 1-2 other guys. Not a bad ratio.
Ahh, bachelor-times.

And then you woke up.

I avoid anything that would be awkward like the plague. Since I normally think ahead at least a few moments regarding EVERYTHING, so I'm pretty paranoid about being taken by surprise.

Isn't that a roundabout method of being a control freak?

Isn't that a roundabout method of being a control freak?

Not really. I don't mind other people having control of things, as long as I'm not jumped with it.