What have you bought today?

Two slices of pizza and a sandwich for lunch tomorrow.

Two Smirnoff's, and two apple-butter shots at around midnight. I was at a country bar.

Get ya a horse back ridin' lesson, Jess?

Nnnno. Most action I got last night was when my cousin drunkenly poked my boob and said it was squishier than hers, and she and sister shoved some bills down my cleavage and this guy named Steve shoved them in further.

2 Junior Bacon cheeseburgers with pickles and mustard added, small chocolate frosty, small fries, medium Dr. Pepper. My lunch