Videogame Rants

You know, when the villain is just talking on and on. Here's the best one I've heard since I played Xenosaga EPI.

"...I climbed the ladder of evolution and saw the leaning tower of culture that humans have struggled to construct. It's not even a tower, really. It's a scaffold of rotting wood, built with meager knowledge and pitiful tools! But a nice guy would tell them the truth, would he not? Hello! You've got it all wrong!"

"What are you gonna do with this region of space?" -Jr

"Who knows? Perhaps I'll cause a shift and shove this whole dimension into a high-order domain. Don't be afraid. We low-dimension creatures will move on masse to a higher plane. It'll be glorious! The true eternal chain! The fulfillment of that which we lacked! The evolution of mankind and the evolution of the very world that watches over us! Happy days are here! They'll name a holiday after me! That is, assuming they even have the concept of holidays on the other side." ~Albedo

A few other good ones from other characters in other games.

"I guess that's all you can take for now. Are you frustrated? But that is... "only natural". After all, you are imperfect."

"Imperfect!?" -Fei

"Yes. You are lacking now. The absence of wrath is an impediment to you utilizing your true strength!"

W, wrath...?" -Fei

"The drive to massacre and annihilate, the compulsion to destroy your opponent... Such wrath is power for the soul! By eliminating your foe, you attain your first sublimation of that drive. It is this very sublimation that draws out the hidden powers within oneself! But clinging to reason...suppressing your wrath and desire, makes releasing your true power a dream within a dream for you." ~Grahf

Two of the best ever. I'll post more later.