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Posted 2005-12-28, 11:41 AM
in reply to Willkillforfood's post starting "You probably need a HD TV to really see..."
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One. Enough with the vagina jokes thats two so far jessifer by now I'm sure everyone knows how insecure you are and before you say the typical "I'm just having fun" bullshit you should know that I've heard it time and time again and here is my response. If you are so insecure about yourself then maybe you should try to lose some weight or whatever it is that is causing you to be so insecure about yourself.
Two. By corny i meant it was a bit kiddy but thats all, other than that is was a good RPG
Three. I wouldn't touch jessifer with an eleven foot pole Sin so I'm afriad I must decline your offer of letting me ride the village bicycle next time when you guys come up with sex jokes remember that no matter who you are insulting it only says something about yourself.
Four. Thanks alot Lenny now I know that I'm gonna have to put up with Rikku AGAIN maybe some IB profin might work.
Five. Why in the flying monkey's blue nipple did Square join with Enix? Enix has THE shittiest games I have ever played and I found out that it was France's (damn French) fault that they made it because they bought most of their games. This is not just my opinion either this is from official ratings in England, America, Germany, and Japan that Enix was not very good.
And now a joke from Senditout.com because I think it's really funny.
A married couple was in a terrible accident where the woman's face was severely burned.
The doctor told the husband that they couldn't graft any skin from her body because she was too skinny. So the husband offered to donate some of his own skin.
However, the only skin on his body that the doctor felt was suitable would have to come from his buttocks. The husband and wife agreed that they would tell no one about where the skin came from, and requested that the doctor also honor their secret. After all, this was a very delicate matter.
After the surgery was completed, everyone was astounded at the woman's new beauty. She looked more beautiful than she ever had before! All her friends and relatives just went on and on about her youthful beauty!
One day, she was alone with her husband, and she was overcome with emotion at his sacrifice. She said, "Dear, I just want to thank you for everything you did for me. There is no way I could ever repay you."
"My darling," he replied, "think nothing of it. I get all the thanks I need every time I see your mother kiss you on the cheek."
Last edited by Curian; 2005-12-28 at 06:01 PM.
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