Getting into shape

Haha... Slaynish just say fat... overweight makes it sound like you'll cry if someone calls you fat.

k im a fatty

and i dont know what splits are we did it in gym we were just supposed to see if we liked/are good at them.

I hate them

lol I mean what was your first lap time, and your second lap time? I was curious 'cause you said you died the 2nd time around.

Meh.

He didnt time it lolers, but i know it wasnt too long because he thought I was going to do a lot worse.

You mean lo9lers.

Yes.

lo9lers..

I've never actually run the 800. I've done the 400 and the 1500, but no 800. I'm guessing I would get between 2:00 and 2:05.

Yeah, probabaly you would.

How fast do you run a mile?

I've done a 1500 (about 12 seconds short of a mile) at 4:31, and I can do the 400 (1/4 mile) in 52 seconds.

daaaaaaang lolz i bet u run liek 13.921114 mph!!!

I captained both Track and Cross Country, so I ran year-round. Winter I captained Skiing (Race Team).

Did you also captain men's anuses? Becaue that'd be hot.

You would say that...

No, though for skiing I did wear a GS-suit, which I bet you would have enjoyed.

Heyyy, I ski race too!

Ski racing sounds fun.

Asshole dwelling does not.

Ski racing is the shit. Wicked adrenaline rushes when you hit gates, and from flying across the finish line. The only part that gets to some people is wearing a GS-suit, but I have no shame and I'm fit, so I didn't mind.

Have you seen the episode of The Simpsons where they all go skiing and Flanders is there wearing a very revealing suit. He says, "It feels like I'm wearing nothing at all!" and Homer has scary nightmares over it.

That kind of suit?