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Posted 2008-03-18, 02:43 PM
Post 'em.. I need a good laugh.

I'll start:

Why are all black guys fast?


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Because all the slow ones are in jail!
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Posted 2008-03-18, 02:53 PM in reply to -Spector-'s post "Joke thread"
How do you know if your home was burglarized by an asian person

"When the people find that they can vote themselves money, that will herald the end of the republic."- Benjamin Franklin
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Posted 2008-03-18, 02:56 PM in reply to Adrenachrome's post starting "How do you know if your home was..."
Your rice is missing?
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Posted 2008-03-18, 09:19 PM in reply to -Spector-'s post starting "Your rice is missing?"
Your valuables are missing and your kids homework is complete.

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Posted 2008-03-19, 02:03 AM in reply to Adrenachrome's post starting "Your valuables are missing and your..."
rofl, nice one
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Posted 2008-03-19, 06:38 AM in reply to -Spector-'s post starting "rofl, nice one"
This one's old, you've probably already heard it but oh well.

A black guy and a mexican guy are in a car. Who's driving?
When my time comes, I want to be burried face down. That way, anyone that doesn't like me, can kiss my ass!
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