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Posted 2005-03-11, 11:14 PM in reply to JRwakebord's post starting "Hmm... If jews control the media and..."
So that the Jews can make you believe they aren't really there!

Actually, you should have never believed they were there!

So actually they're convincing you to be convinced that you were never convinced!


They're so.. tricky.
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Posted 2005-03-11, 11:16 PM in reply to Grav's post starting "So that the Jews can make you believe..."
And they make a handy profit while doing so, too


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Posted 2005-03-11, 11:17 PM in reply to Hades-Knight's post starting "What The Fuck???? When Did Jrwakebord..."
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What The Fuck???? When Did Jrwakebord Come Back?????? Omfg!!!!

Hello Captain Obvious
How many times do I have to say it? Captain Obvious is dead. Captain Bovious killed him and took over.
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Posted 2005-03-11, 11:18 PM in reply to JRwakebord's post starting "And they make a handy profit while..."
I'm gonna go buy a yarmulke and keep it under my hat.
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Posted 2005-03-11, 11:18 PM in reply to !King_Amazon!'s post starting "How many times do I have to say it? ..."
Yah but I was resurrected. Just like Jesus.


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Posted 2005-03-11, 11:18 PM in reply to JRwakebord's post starting "Yah but I was resurrected. Just like..."
Does that make Captain Bovious Jewish?
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Posted 2005-03-11, 11:22 PM in reply to Grav's post starting "Does that make Captain Bovious Jewish?"
Well you already said Captain Obvious is jewish because of money. So I guess Bovious could be jewish as well.


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Posted 2005-03-11, 11:23 PM in reply to JRwakebord's post starting "Well you already said Captain Obvious..."
And Jesus was a Jew.. [ iron clad source: http://zelaron.com/forum/showthread.php?t=35939 ] so it all makes sense.
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Posted 2005-03-11, 11:24 PM in reply to Grav's post starting "And Jesus was a Jew.. [ iron clad..."
I guess since I am Jesus I qualify as an iron-clad source. Hear that Zonalon? I AM YOUR MESSIAH!!


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Posted 2005-03-11, 11:25 PM in reply to JRwakebord's post starting "I guess since I am Jesus I qualify as..."
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I guess since I am Jesus I qualify as an iron-clad source. Hear that Zonalon? I AM YOUR MESSIAH!!
No. I'm the messiah.
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Posted 2005-03-11, 11:29 PM in reply to Demosthenes's post starting "No. I'm the messiah."
Yah, I guess having a black Messiah would piss zonalon off even more. How about I get to be Jesus on M-W-F, and you get to be Jesus tuesday-thursday? saturday and sunday can be resolved via rock paper scissors.


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Posted 2005-03-11, 11:33 PM in reply to JRwakebord's post starting "Yah, I guess having a black Messiah..."
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Posted 2005-03-11, 11:34 PM in reply to JRwakebord's post starting "Yah, I guess having a black Messiah..."
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Yah, I guess having a black Messiah would piss zonalon off even more. How about I get to be Jesus on M-W-F, and you get to be Jesus tuesday-thursday? saturday and sunday can be resolved via rock paper scissors.
I've been the sole Jesus on these boards for the last 6-8 months, and I'm not willing to relinquish that position.
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Posted 2005-03-11, 11:35 PM in reply to Demosthenes's post starting "I've been the sole Jesus on these..."
Well since you've been Jesus, has zonalon said anything about the fact that his racist ass is worshipping a black guy?


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Posted 2005-03-11, 11:36 PM in reply to Demosthenes's post starting "I've been the sole Jesus on these..."
Actually, I was the Mexican Jesus years ago.

I bestow Burrito miracles upon thee all!
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Posted 2005-03-11, 11:37 PM in reply to Grav's post starting "Actually, I was the Mexican Jesus years..."
Nothing would make me happier than for Jesus to have been homosexual. Then all those ignorant right-wing nutjobs would finally have to stfu.


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Posted 2005-03-11, 11:53 PM in reply to JRwakebord's post "Jesus was a Jew"
THis is a well known fact!
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Posted 2005-03-11, 11:56 PM in reply to Sovereign's post starting "THis is a well known fact!"
To everyone but Zonalon, it would seem


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Posted 2005-03-12, 12:41 AM in reply to JRwakebord's post starting "To everyone but Zonalon, it would seem"
Does he know any truth? I think not.
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Posted 2005-03-12, 12:46 AM in reply to Kaneda's post starting "Does he know any truth? I think not."
All he knows is what he was probably (sadly) brought up to believe by racist parents and friends.


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