Fucking Jesus H. Christ I hate girls

..What.. okay.. that is the gayest thing I have ever heard you say.. Why would you recommend yaoi to him

Slash is a fanfiction term.

A type of fic, often written by women, involving romantic or sexual involvement between two major canon characters of the same gender, originally mainly M/M (male/male) but lately shifting to include F/F (female/female) tales too. The term originates from the splinter of Trekdom which came up with the idea of "Kirk/Spock" stories -- the term "slash" comes from the slash (/) placed between the names of the characters involved. Also called "alternative fiction" in Xena ficdom. Pure sweet romantic slash is sometimes lumped under the term mook.

Yaoi deals with purely sexual content between two men, while shounen ai is purely romantic content between two men (Yuri and shoujo ai are the female terms).


Returning to the topic, try backing off a bit, mj. Give her some space, but tell her to let you know if she actually wants to go to the movies with you. If she does then all the better.

Or, perhaps, get a group of friends together to go to the movies so she doesn't feel uncomfortable.

a lot of stuff

Anyway, my point is that he didn't recommend lesbianism to him, but possibly male homoerotica to him.. damn Swedes.

I've felt like crap all day today. I went outside today and made a 1000 (I counted) shots to distract me from thinking about her, and lifted weights for the rest of the day. A 1000 shots may not sound like much, but it takes a hell of a long time and a lot of energy.

Wow, when I get depressed, I usually black out in the mid 20's of doing shots. That impresses me.

It matters not whether you win or lose; what matters is whether I win or lose.

Especially if you black out in Memphis and wake up in Newark, missing a kidney and your spleen. What the fuck.

It matters not whether you win or lose; what matters is whether I win or lose.

Moo, i dont know what THATS like MJ, maybe thats because i dont bother myself with girls, and if they have a problem with me i'll tell them to suckoff. Nevertheless, go drink. My dad just bought my brother a 24 pack of miller and 6 pack of bacardi silver, and a 6 pack of Smirnoff III Black, and a bottel of Jack No.7...

I didn't ask her to go with me today, cuz I thought that I might have been bugging her, so I asked her to come with me tomorrow instead.

That pretty much sums up your mistake..........

and wtf are you talking about SHOTS? what is that? what did you shoot? Coz i know if it was alcohol you'd be dead after the 20th shot...

I'd say she doesn't really like you. I am not trying to sound cold... But I'd stop pressing for her to go out with you, nor am I trying to sound corny when I say you're only pushing her away.

She is talking about other guys for one of these reasons:
a) She just flat out doesn't think of you as anything more than a friend, so it doesn't occur to her how you may feel whenever she does it.
b) She wants to feed her ego, she doesn't like you, but likes you liking her. A lot of girls need reassurance, low self-esteem. Or they may have high self-esteem... Too much, either way...
c) She wants you to know that she just wants to be friends with you, that there are other males in her life, and that you aren't one to fit into that special group.

c) She wants you to know that she just wants to be friends with you, that there are other males in her life, and that you aren't one to fit into that special group.

Damn, I hate it when that happens.

That's when you slip her a Roofie Martini and say good night, good morning, and was it as good for you as it was for me?

Maybe you should read her a story.

What would Michael Jackson do?

Probably nut all over a five year old.

As we all know Mr. Anderson ..... You have been put through too much stress over this one. I know you like her but I think I need to give you a good slap in the face again. Move on please. Remember we have a game to finish, 32-32, your ball. Just concentrating on kicking my ass. lol

As we all know Mr. Anderson ..... You have been put through too much stress over this one. I know you like her but I think I need to give you a good slap in the face again. Move on please. Remember we have a game to finish, 32-32, your ball. Just concentrating on kicking my ass. lol

What the hell is that?

Can I kill it?

Normally, I would say yes.

Since this is a normal situation, "Yes."

I don't feel like responding to the actual story but the second I read the title I got an image in my mind of the girls in your sig replaced by oily men and I laughed for about five minutes.