I might be going to jail today.

I have a friend in real life who does the exact same thing. He got drunk, broke into a stranger's house, and got naked in their bath tub. He's done countless shit similar to that and one time fell into a bonfire while wasted. It's pretty sad. I honestly believe he can't help it and eventually he will either kill himself or go to prison for a large part of his life for doing something totally idiotic. This might be the best for society :P.

Yeah, I guess at that point they just have no control over their lives anymore.

But some part of me still can't help but feel something can be done instead of handing them a gun and looking the other way.

Shooting them yourself.

Well, that was enjoyable.

How was bubba?

Shy .

Some people actually like going to jail.

He was probably just embarassed to meet such a nice guy like you.

Did you drop the soap?

I need a drug dealer >.>