The Bad Advice Game

Solution: Slice it off!

Problem: Have to go out looking for a job, again, today.

Solution: Bring a friend with you, both wearing identical tuxedos and have him speak for you.

Problem: Quiting smoking.

Solution: Try pot

Problem: Birds keep attacking me when I'm walking down my street. (No joke)

take a shoot gun and shoot them

Jamer you are supposed to make a problem too...

Problem: jamer123

Solution: Slave Collar from Fallout 3. Problem: Sum Yung Guy.

I am assuming your problem is there is only one Sum Yung Guy. Solution: Clones, plenty of them, with the ability to impregnate women just by thinking about them.

Problem: Senesia