Possible Pandemic in the Works

This just in: The Swine Flu can now control the weather and conjure tornadoes. We're fucked.

This just in: The Swine Flu can now control the weather and conjure tornadoes. We're fucked.

Well, at least we're safe underground, surrounded by Metal, right?

My favourite paragraph from an article about London being quarantined because of a new strain (H1Z1):

After death, this virus is able to restart the heart of it’s victim for up to two hours after the initial demise of the person where the individual behaves in extremely violent ways from what is believe to be a combination of brain damage and a chemical released into blood during “resurrection.”

ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE!!

http://bouncewith.me.uk/europe/8027043.htm

If only...

If you feel yourself passing away, then notice your strength and vigor returning at an alarming rate, please attempt to restrain yourself to prevent infection and harm to others.

Also on same article.

LOL. That's seriously funny shit.