What sense would you choose?

Yea, I forgot about that. I have astigmatism = more oval eyes.

WHOA! I have stigmata too!!!

Anyways, I would trade smell for hearing... super human hearing would be gnarly...

Also, is this a 100% loss of a sense? Because if not, I only want to lessen the strength of smell, about 25% efficiency, and a 75% boost in hearing...

WHOA! I have stigmata too!!!

You should get that checked out. That's a pretty uncommon occurrence.

You should get that checked out. That's a pretty uncommon occurrence.

Somewhat: "Forty-five percent of people who require vision correction have some degree of astigmatism."

http://www.coopervision.com/us/patie...bycat.asp?id=1

I'm pretty sure that was blatant sarcasm, Wallow. =/

I'm pretty sure that was blatant sarcasm, Wallow. =/

Well maybe he should've used sarcasm tags =P

Actually I was poking at the fact that he said he has "stigmata." Astigmatism and stigmata are not the same thing. Stigmata is when you suddenly develop wounds on your head, back, hands, and feet, resembling the wounds Jesus had when he was crucified.

Actually I was poking at the fact that he said he has "stigmata." Astigmatism and stigmata are not the same thing. Stigmata is when you suddenly develop wounds on your head, back, hands, and feet, resembling the wounds Jesus had when he was crucified.

Well maybe he was also poking fun at the weird name of the "visual distortion" I have, and maybe I don't actually have astigmatism and was poking fun of something else. There seems to be a pattern in all of this. Solution? = Sarcasm tags.

Lol... actually, I have astigmatism too. I just call it stigmata... sounds cooler.

EDIT: Also, I think sarcasm tags were only invented to be used during insults... I usually assume everyone else on here is sarcastic all the time...