There are meager surges

Syg? O rly?

Syg? O rly?

You're not punny.

OMG am I on a roll or what. That was the punnacle of originality when it comes to puns!

Your puny pud is perpetrates pugnacious penile putzing.

Your puny pud is perpetrates pugnacious penile putzing.

What?

OHHH you're getting confused between literary devices. I can understand how your minimalistic mind might make that mistake but that was alliteration. Or at least a mutilation of what could have been alliteration. Good game, and thanks for playing.

What? OHHH you're getting confused between literary devices. I can understand how your minimalistic mind might make that mistake but that was alliteration. Or at least a mutilation of what could have been alliteration. Good game, and thanks for playing.

I wasn't trying to make an alliteration or even any lame ass puns, I was trying to make a worthless, unfunny joke as you have.

I wasn't trying to make an alliteration or even any lame ass puns, I was trying to make a worthless, unfunny joke as you have.

My jokes are too funny for you.

My jokes are too unfunny for you.

Correct.