My Funny for today

Honestly. I mean one of 'em is around 40 years old now, I remember her talking about her birthday coming up and being 39 for the next few years. And the other is my age, well a bit older she's like 24-ish, still fun to have though, always nice to have a good chuckle.

I have a funny story!!! My friend Erika and I were in shop rite, getting food for my party. We were in the candy aisle and erika says "Katie, what is LEEK-O-RICE?"
and im like wtf are you trlaking about and shes like "yea LEEK-O-RICE, it says it over here"






it was licorice.

LOL, poor people we live with in this little world.


I had mine for today again, already.


It started out as talking about beer pong, and then turned into ping pong, when I did a Forrest gump impersonation. From there reminicising about the movie and co-worker #2 keeps going on about how stupid the movie was, and how stupid 'Forest' was in the movie. Talking about how he sat on that bench for hours for no reason, etc.

And it finally hit me, she didn't know he was retarded in the movie. So I then asked her, "You knew the whole point of the movie was to portray a mentally handicapped individual who happened to be living in the south and had gone to war, etc etc." And she goes "I didn't know he was RETARDED! I thought he was just a southerner........................."


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HAHAHA my friend ali is like that. shes so fucking retarded she was trying to sound smart at lunch the other day, and instead of saying "i gotta go pee" shes like "i have to go empty my gonads"

we're all like WTF and shes like "yea your gonads, its that thing that hold the pee"


holy. fucking. shit.

Lol... people.

Wow i love this please keep up the stories, i love stories.

Those people did not deserve a diploma.

Teaching this woman how to double-click was easily the highlight of my day.

WHY DO I WORK WITH SO MANY RETARDS? You know how when kittens discover a worm and paw at it and then jump away? That's the way it is with every single co-worker of mine and computers.

Technology, people. It isn't going away. Step up your fucking game.

Here is my funny for the day. My mom and dad are rather..."special" when it comes to computers, My mom was looking online and she goes "Umm, Hey, What does this WWW mean infront of everything on the little bar." I just sort of looked at her funny and said "Umm...World Wide Web..." She blinked and said "Ooooooooooooooooooooh!!! I GET IT!!!!!!!!"

You know how when kittens discover a worm and paw at it and then jump away? That's the way it is with every single co-worker of mine and computers.

Dude, dude. That shit made me literally LOL and "coworker 1" was like WTF are you laughing at.

Kinda funny too, because I had my headphones on while I laughed, and took them off right after, and apparently she just was telling coworker #2 that her friend had a miscarriage, so it was a bad situation. And another addition to my daily funny.

Wow, no real funny for today. It was essentially a slow ass normal Tuesday with nothing spectacular going on or anything, it's been a shitty day, i'll try and give you one tomorrow.

Well today I find out that I may have a possible stalker in the office somewhere, not as funny but is somewhat funny? Co-worker #1 had to tell me and I guess I have to call her after I get off to find out the real details about it, this is kinda creeper for real.

Nothing too unusually funny. Damn. Work has sucked since they restructured our office.

Lol. No matter how old you get, and how serious the subject matter, we all still act like primary school kids regardless of our age.

I know something you don't know!
Ooooh, what?
Not telling you!
Go on... pretty please?
You got a stalker!! *giggle*
More! More!
No.
Please?
No.
Aw, come on!
No.
I'll be your friend!
Later.
Fine.


We all did it when we were ten. We all did it when we were fourteen. We all did/do it when we're eighteen (heaven knows I've had it happen to me this term - Lenny! Lenny! Who do you fancy? Come on! I won't tell! Lenny! It's later now, Lenny. You promised you'd tell me!). And it seems we're destined to do it in the office.

Well. I've put 2 and 2 together and it made 3 and 1/2.

You work... at a fast food resturaunt (considering the I.Q. of the others) that serves diet coke, and works in banking in the middle of New Mexico.

You're Mexican.

Couldn't be further from the truth, but you can try again if you'd like!

Not my funny but omg I was laughing so hard at this.

Oh. My. God.

Epic Kazilla, epic.

not my funny but omg i was laughing so hard at this.

lol.

Wut

Couldn't be further from the truth, but you can try again if you'd like!

Ok. Divide by Zero and you get....


You're an African American Business man working in austrailia because you think there's some kind of secret to saving the rare Cacti using Kangaroo hair.