Joke thread

I seem to remember it being something along the lines of: you can't load bowling balls onto a truck with a pitchfork.

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Talking about babies... two for you:

How many babies does it take to paint a wall?

How do you stop a baby crawling around in circles?

idk, but i got a good one!


Whats the difference between a dead baby and an onion

Onions make you cry when you peel them?

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall?
Depends how hard you throw them.

How do you stop a baby crawling around in circles?
Nail it's other foot to the floor.

Whats worse that 10 dead babies nailed to a tree?

One baby nailed to ten trees!

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What do you get if you put a baby in a blender?

HOW DO YOU KNOW ALL THE ANSWERS TO MINE?

idk. =(


What's worse than a pile of dead babies?

They're just educated guesses. Well, I know one similar to the ten babies nailed to one tree (What's worse than eight babies in one bin?), and the onion one was luck.

Don't know the last one, though.

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And the answer to mine:

What do you get if you put a baby in a blender?
An erection.