I wanted to share this comic

My favorite quote is the ticklish one.

"If someone comes up to you and asks 'Are you ticklish,' and you really don't want them to touch you, say something like 'I have diarrhea. It'll come out if you touch me.'"

Lol, I don't think that's exactly how it goes but it's still funny.

"A quick way to start a conversation is to say something like “What’s your favorite color?” A quick way to end a conversation is to say something like “What’s your favorite color…person?”

"I heard this lady say “I love kids.” That’s nice, a little weird though. It’s like saying “I like people, for a little while.” “How old are you? 14? Fuck off!” You can say “I love kids” as a general statement, that’s fine. It’s when you get specific that you get in to trouble. “I love twelve-year-olds.”

"I was on the street. This guy waved to me, and he came up to me and said, “I’m sorry, I thought you were someone else.” And I said, “I am.”