Jamie Lynn Spears (britney's sister) is Preg-O

Haha, I don't think so... there's a 17 year old MILF in my town. Wooooo eeeee!

I'd fuck her.

That's sad though. 16 years old. Should've used a condom.

Maybe she was relying on birth control to take care of it. Meh, either way I think this is pretty hilarious.

Watch, this statement is going to come back and haunt me. My girlfriend and I aren't the best at using protection....

Pulling out isn't real birth control outside of Louisiana Thanatos, you should know that.

Nah, she's on the shot so we just don't really worry about it. Dumb? Perhaps, but we've been lucky so far.

Eh? If your talking about Jamie Lynn then your luck has run out.
If your talking about your g/f I'm sure the shot is fine.

Financially I'm sure the family will be fine...

..... Yes, I'm talking about my girlfriend.