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Posted 2007-10-18, 01:00 PM in reply to Demosthenes's post starting "You know, I've seen newspapers..."
Well, I guess you could say it IS a religion. There are followers. There's a "leader prophet." There's a holy text. It shows all of the signs of a typical religion.
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Posted 2007-10-18, 01:09 PM in reply to !King_Amazon!'s post starting "Well, I guess you could say it IS a..."
Put that shit on the inside of one of your arms.
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Posted 2007-10-18, 01:11 PM in reply to HandOfHeaven's post starting "Put that shit on the inside of one of..."
I'll put it on my peener.

Or better yet, I could just have them turn my nuts into a flying spaghetti monster. I think that might work. He DOES have 2 meatballs as a large part of his mass.
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Posted 2007-10-18, 01:14 PM in reply to !King_Amazon!'s post starting "I'll put it on my peener. Or better..."
I would just compare this to 'jedi' as a religion, not christanity. Christanity gives people hope and faith to live their lives by better, this FSM is meerly just a joke as the concept it's just trying to immitate other religions..














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Posted 2007-10-18, 01:19 PM in reply to D3V's post starting "I would just compare this to 'jedi' as..."
It's pointing out how rediculous other religions are.

Yes, Christianity does help some people live happier lives. They also believe in absolute bullshit and have to follow all sorts of rules to be a "good" Christian. I've seen religion also screw up a lot of peoples lives.

The only religion I really know of that is purely helpful in living a better life is Buddhism. Now, I don't know everything about all religions, so this is merely my opinion and you're free to disagree with me. However, in Buddhism, you do not have to believe in a God, you do not have to submit to his Will. You don't have to worship prophets.

Religion might have some good elements but it also has some very, very bad ones. A LOT of wars have been over religion. A LOT of people have died in the name of religion. A LOT of people have killed in the name of religion. Is it really worth it?

I guess what I'm pretty much trying to say is that religion is the best example of the phrase "Ignorance is Bliss." Yeah, I could live my life believing in a God for absolutely no reason in the hopes that when I die I'll be a lot better off than I was in my life, that I'll be "reborn" into a happier life. As long as I do what the Church says I should do.

I'd rather not be ignorant and not be happy.
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Posted 2007-10-18, 01:24 PM in reply to !King_Amazon!'s post starting "It's pointing out how rediculous other..."
Well of course, Religion though has caused so many wars because of how long it has been around, the basis of religion has been around for as long as mankind can date back. Causing wars because of it is just human nature playing out it's course and using that as an excuse because they don't like somebody who is different.














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Posted 2007-10-19, 05:05 PM in reply to D3V's post starting "Well of course, Religion though has..."
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Well of course, Religion though has caused so many wars because of how long it has been around, the basis of religion has been around for as long as mankind can date back. Causing wars because of it is just human nature playing out it's course and using that as an excuse because they don't like somebody who is different.
You're killing each other fighting over whose imaginary friend has the bigger ethereal penis.
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