Official Dream Discussion Thread: Post your dreams!

I had a very strange dream last night - girl in my form had bought a PS3, and had come round to my place so I could show her how it works, give her tips for using it, ideas for games to buy, and a talk-through of the MGS4 trailers.

I seem to be dreaming about the PS3 a lot this year...

I bet that ended in your having sex with her while playing MGS4!

Nah. I rarely have dreams involving sex. Very rarely.

Talking about playing MGS4, the dream, before it took that weird turn, did seem to involve me in some kind of peaceful warzone collecting boxes... I blame the cheese.

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Cucumbers?

And have you ever tried it, !K_A!? What if they're Cucumbers that have been left to dry out? Or have soaked up a good amount of petrol?

Anyway, who says dreams have to be realistic? Take mine - a girl? In my bedroom? Hahahaha!

Where'd the cheese go? I dunno! Collecting boxes?

I ate it before bed... and yes, collecting boxes. You know, jumping around, running into the boxes, them disappearing and the number in my inventory going up by 1.

A couple of nights ago, I dreamt I manually carried 800 kg of cucumber into my apartment, which was a really tedious process. Then I built a mountain out of it, lit it on fire, and it turned into this light-green, gooey, boiling fluid that started to cover my entire apartment. Then I tried to jump up on a table and climb a bookshelf to escape the rising boiling cucumber fluid tides, but I failed and drowned in it. Then I woke up. Quite the turn-out.

Chruser, that dream isn't even realistic. You can't light cucumbers on fire.