Collecting Bottle Caps

lol. You keep smoking em? I don't understand why people collect roaches. They smell and taste like shit. Just throw 'em away, I say! I have a friend that freaks out whenever you throw a roach away, so I do it all the time around him. hahaha

What you should do, is when he's about to roll a blunt, just eat all of the pot in one mouthful. He'll probably freak the fuck out(he sounds like one of those "scavenger" type potheads.) The ones who will scrape up the scraps of their post to smoke.

He is and it's really annoying. Last night he tried to pressure somebody into smoking all of their weed. When they didn't want to, he got all upset. Then after we were done smoking a blunt there was some bud still left on the book and the roach-lover was like, "Yo give me enough for a blunt so I can smoke it tomorrow before work." and the guy that had the weed was like no way I'll just smoke with you later and the roach-lover got pissed.

Umm.. hello... it's not your fucking weed. You don't get to decide what gets done with it.

He is and it's really annoying. Last night he tried to pressure somebody into smoking all of their weed. When they didn't want to, he got all upset. Then after we were done smoking a blunt there was some bud still left on the book and the roach-lover was like, "Yo give me enough for a blunt so I can smoke it tomorrow before work." and the guy that had the weed was like no way I'll just smoke with you later and the roach-lover got pissed. Umm.. hello... it's not your fucking weed. You don't get to decide what gets done with it.

Oh god, I had a friend like that, it's so annoying. You know, the kind of people who always wanna smoke with everyone but never supply? And it's especially gay when they're trying to talk someone into smoking all their shit with them.

yea that's some bullshit. when that happens, they aren't allowed or invited over again.

I love it when my friends pressure me to smoke all of mine, but that's usually when I have money and they'll hit me back the next few days. I know what you're talking about, it's like those girls who ask if you wanna smoke and expect you to supply. Oh, story time. One time I was on a big cruise in a van with some girls, and apparently since they owed my buddy Collin, they told me I couldn't smoke that bowl, even after I had packed three up. I was so fucking pissed that I got out of the car on the country road, and had a long, potsmoking journey home. Fucking assholes.

That didn't really make coherent sense

Good job!

He'll probably freak the fuck out(he sounds like one of those "scavenger" type potheads.) The ones who will scrape up the scraps of their post to smoke.

HEY!!! Desperate times call for desperate measures.