Soccer is brutal.

Take my word for it.

Okily Dokily.

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So when's your next football match, HoH?

We have a home match on Tuesday against a team we have a huge rivalry with.

Oooooh! A derby!!

Now remember, if the keeper is coming out at any one like a demon, make sure he's going for the slide-tackle, knock the ball out of the way, lift your first foot so he misses is, let him catch your second foot, and come down heavily with the first foot.

That'll teach the bastard who's boss.

And if you see someone who likes to dive a lot, try and get him to dive quite obviously - that way he gets a yellow (or should do), and if he tries it on again, he should be a-walking.

Oh I know how to draw fouls and make dives obvious! I hope it doesn't get out of hand. A couple years back I was playing on the older team against the same league and my teamate Andy broke their kid 'Wheeler's' leg with the help of a pothole. At the next match against them they had 4 people ejected because they took out their frustrations on our players. This team shouldn't be too violent. Although in a couple weeks we need to watch our backs because Albert Lea plays dirty and never fails to injure at least 2 of our players. Fucking hot-head meth users. BAH!

Hmmm... sounds like a local side from "Edgeside".

There was an incident a few months ago when one of the St. Joey's players fouled one of the Edgeside players.

The St. Joey's team went to the Pub to celebrate their victory after the match, all left and went their separate ways. They found the guy who had fouled the Edgeside player, beaten to within an inch of his life, about 30 minutes later.

That sucks when games get out of hand, hopefully this one won't. Wrecks the game when shit breaks out and the ref's can't control it.

beat the refs up too.