Haircut by a guy

That must get extremely tedious.

I'd hate to have it cut that often. It'd be far too short.

Hmmm.

This thread reminds me. I need a hair cut.

Surely not? In my eyes, if I don't need one, then no-one needs one... but then people will only have one once everywhere year, year and a half, and we can't be having that now, can we?

I still didn't get one, and my barber has off tomorrow.

Thursday shall be the day!

Friday night. That way, if it all goes wrong, you've got time to go out and buy a wig before everyone sees you again on Monday (you'd have to cancel your weekend plans, though).

Indeed. Buy a wig and just shave your hair.

Be sure it's a natural hair wig that was put together by hair donations.