Back from Vegas

I cant wait to go to vegas. My friend went and said it was amazing, especially all the shows and shit you go to. I heard of the amazing john, and cant wait to go. I really dont care what he is going to say to me, but it will sure be funny. Plus, i learned how to count cards at blackjack, so ill be in great shape to make a run at a nice chunk of change. Sidenote- Was the chick that gave u a lap dance even hot, or was it more of a full figured girl liek the type we get out here on the east coast?