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Posted 2006-03-10, 12:08 PM in reply to !King_Amazon!'s post starting "Merry Christmas."
God wanted to create the world in 10 days. Chuck Norris gave him 6.
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Posted 2006-03-10, 12:42 PM in reply to Sum Yung Guy's post starting "God wanted to create the world in 10..."
Just remember to never park in handicap spaces. Those are reserved only for Chuck and you WILL be handicapped if you park there.
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Posted 2006-03-10, 01:18 PM in reply to Rurouni Storm's post starting "Just remember to never park in handicap..."
Chuck Norris can speak braille.

Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

Superman owns a pair of Chuck Norris pyjamas.

Jesus's Birthday isn't December 25 but Chuck Norris once sent him a birthday card for that day, Jesus was too scared to tell Chuck the truth. Thats why we celebrate Christmas.

When the Incredible Hulk gets angry he transforms into Chuck Norris.

http://www.4q.cc/index.php?pid=top100&person=chuck
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Posted 2006-03-10, 01:22 PM in reply to Lenny's post starting "Chuck Norris can speak braille. ..."
those dumbass jokes never fail to make me laugh
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Posted 2006-03-10, 01:26 PM in reply to Acer's post starting "those dumbass jokes never fail to make..."
A couple of them are funny.

Chuck Norris can slam revolving doors.

Chuck Norris puts the "laughter" in "manslaughter".
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Posted 2006-03-10, 01:43 PM in reply to Lenny's post starting "A couple of them are funny. :) Chuck..."
lol at the last one
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Posted 2006-03-10, 02:49 PM in reply to Lenny's post starting "Chuck Norris can speak braille. ..."
hmmmm the link didn't work, it kept on saying that it couldn't find the server
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