Your favorite joke?

A guy comes home from work early to find his wife in bed with another man. Enraged, the husband grabs the other man and drags him from the bedroom into his garage. Once he gets the guy into the garage, he clamps the guy's penis in a vice and locks it. The husband then goes digging around in the back of the garage and comes back with a saw. Terrified, the man asks "Are you going to saw off my dick!?" "No" the husband replies. "You are. I'm going to burn down the garage."