What are you having for lunch?

Today for lunch I had... um... oh, ham. I ate ham. I think.

I think today I might have a bit of bacon...in fact, a lot of bacon.

Iunno if I'ma eat lunch toay :-\. Going out to the city.

Assuming I get a break today, I'll be having some more of Hardee's shitty food. Only decent things they have are the Spicy BBQ Thickburger and the shakes.

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Assuming I get a break today, I'll be having some more of Hardee's shitty food. Only decent things they have are the Spicy BBQ Thickburger and the shakes.

Oh please, how could you knock the Six Dollar? Or the Sourdough?!

(it's gotta be the half pound patty, its different.. better than the third...)

Bah my dad and I were in Chicago waiting for someone to come sign a lease, so we just had fish at mcdonalds.

Fish?

It's called a Fish Fillet. 1 Soft doughy bun, 1 slice of cheese, slather it w/ "tartar" sauce, and drop a fried fish square on it. There my favorite at Mcdonalds... I only eat there to satisify desperate munchy craving thoughs.

It's called a Fish Fillet. 1 Soft doughy bun, 1 slice of cheese, slather it w/ "tartar" sauce, and drop a fried fish square on it. There my favorite at Mcdonalds... I only eat there to satisify desperate munchy craving thoughs.

I worked at Bk for about a month... we got these chineese tourist buses and when we'd see the buss pull up we'd say AI over intercom(ai=asian invasion if no one else know ) cause that meant we'd have to drop 3 pans of fist at like 8 a pan lol it was funny cause I was taking order one day and this guy said "flies" and I busted up laughing and had to have the manager take the orders =\

Hahaha. Ya at Carls Jr. we would have all the mexicans come in for lunch. Well since most of them were actual Mexicans that hopped over the line, usually only 1 of them could speak partial english for the group. They order something to the likes of:
Five number 1's and two number 3's.
Me:What size would you like those?
Mexican:Three large and two medium.
Me: And to drink?
Mexican: Uh, 5 large Cock.
(And of course you have to repeat everything back.)Me: Ok so blah blah blah and 5 large cocks, correct?
Needless to say, the mexican americans I worked w/ did not enjoy me taking advantage of the language barrier.

Mexican Americans don't like to just get into gang fights,
they like flowers and music and white girls named Debbie too.

Mexican Americans are named Chata and Chella and chemma
and have a son in law named jeff.

Mexican Americans don't like to get up early in the morning
but they have to so they do it real slow.

Mexican Americans love education so they go to night school
and take spanish and get a B.

Mexican Americans love their Nana's and their Nono's and their
Nina's and their Nino's........ Nano Nano Nina Nono!

Mexican Americans don't like to go to the movies where the
dude has to wear contact lenses to make his blue eyes brown
cause don't it make my brown eyes blue.....

"And thats all i got, how do ya like it?"

*phone rings*
Mexican Americans like to answer telephone calls and say hello
to whoever's on the other end

Que?

Mexican Bullshit!

Que? Mexican Bullshit!

O/T speaking of mexicans!!!
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omgzor sooooo funny

My midnight snack.

Today I'll have some kind of variation of a cheese butty.

Going to have some tea and crumpets today, lenny?

Not today.

Anyway, I don't like tea (or coffee for that matter) and we don't have any crumpets...

Haven't had crumpets for years...brings back memories.


Nope, a variation of a cheese butty for me today.

Eating at a seafood restaurant on a lake. Nice place.

I am going to eat these Red Baron stuffed slices. I hope the four cheese ones are good. kkkkbored!

Before I met my girlfriend it probably would of been fast food or Top Ramen, now it's steak, potatos, and steamed vegetables today. And BBQ chicken for dinner.