How do you want to die?

I'm fat in all the right ways.

Correction. The above statement should read: I'm fat in all ways.

Especially the "ass" way.

I was thinking MJ and I could have a big gay orgy, with some animals too.

Don't forget to invite Kagom

Omg, that was so funny. Just like that last 50 times everyone said something almost identical to that phrase.

This forum needs to be firebombed and then sealed away for 10,000 years.

How I want to die: Zombie Apocalypse, without a doubt. I'll go down in a hail of buckshot and gore.

How I expect to die: Someone, in my presence, at some point is going to say something so stupid that my brain will implode and devour itself.