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Posted 2005-03-11, 11:24 PM in reply to Grav's post starting "And Jesus was a Jew.. [ iron clad..."
I guess since I am Jesus I qualify as an iron-clad source. Hear that Zonalon? I AM YOUR MESSIAH!!


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Posted 2005-03-11, 11:25 PM in reply to JRwakebord's post starting "I guess since I am Jesus I qualify as..."
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I guess since I am Jesus I qualify as an iron-clad source. Hear that Zonalon? I AM YOUR MESSIAH!!
No. I'm the messiah.
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Posted 2005-03-11, 11:29 PM in reply to Demosthenes's post starting "No. I'm the messiah."
Yah, I guess having a black Messiah would piss zonalon off even more. How about I get to be Jesus on M-W-F, and you get to be Jesus tuesday-thursday? saturday and sunday can be resolved via rock paper scissors.


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Posted 2005-03-11, 11:33 PM in reply to JRwakebord's post starting "Yah, I guess having a black Messiah..."
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Posted 2005-03-11, 11:34 PM in reply to JRwakebord's post starting "Yah, I guess having a black Messiah..."
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Yah, I guess having a black Messiah would piss zonalon off even more. How about I get to be Jesus on M-W-F, and you get to be Jesus tuesday-thursday? saturday and sunday can be resolved via rock paper scissors.
I've been the sole Jesus on these boards for the last 6-8 months, and I'm not willing to relinquish that position.
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Posted 2005-03-11, 11:35 PM in reply to Demosthenes's post starting "I've been the sole Jesus on these..."
Well since you've been Jesus, has zonalon said anything about the fact that his racist ass is worshipping a black guy?


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Posted 2005-03-11, 11:36 PM in reply to Demosthenes's post starting "I've been the sole Jesus on these..."
Actually, I was the Mexican Jesus years ago.

I bestow Burrito miracles upon thee all!
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Posted 2005-03-11, 11:37 PM in reply to Grav's post starting "Actually, I was the Mexican Jesus years..."
Nothing would make me happier than for Jesus to have been homosexual. Then all those ignorant right-wing nutjobs would finally have to stfu.


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