Jesus was a Jew

What The Fuck???? When Did Jrwakebord Come Back?????? Omfg!!!!

Hello Captain Obvious

He only came back because he thought you were gone for good.

Thanks a fucking lot, asshole.

who's the asshole? me or hades?

Him, for existing. And you, for having money. (Therefore making you a Jew.)

So I crucified Jesus? Sweet.

Mel Gibson is gonna fucking kick your ass!

He's racially aware!

Hmm... If jews control the media and movies, how did a movie trashing jews get out, and how did it get so much publicity?

I did indeed make my return. And hello to you as well.

Jesus probably stole Christianity from the Jews. They probably had it hidden away in a covenant marked "Plan B." Fucking Jesus.

What The Fuck???? When Did Jrwakebord Come Back?????? Omfg!!!! Hello Captain Obvious

How many times do I have to say it? Captain Obvious is dead. Captain Bovious killed him and took over.

Yah but I was resurrected. Just like Jesus.

Does that make Captain Bovious Jewish?

Well you already said Captain Obvious is jewish because of money. So I guess Bovious could be jewish as well.

And Jesus was a Jew.. [ iron clad source: http://zelaron.com/forum/showthread.php?t=35939 ] so it all makes sense.

I guess since I am Jesus I qualify as an iron-clad source. Hear that Zonalon? I AM YOUR MESSIAH!!