Advice, teh pls

Alright slay that's retarded... So you don't really have anyhting against this kid? I'm confused. If you want to fight him... fight him 1v1... not because its easier, because that's how fights shoudl be.... 4v1 shit is gay... You'll get your shit jacked and if you start to win they'll be cheap.

The thing is, he has been giving me bad signals. He has continued to be a dick to me for no reason, like cutting me in line, tipping off my hat, tapping my CD player, laughing at me when the kid in Music App fucks with my chair...

Then, out of no where, he tells my friend Garret that hes going to kick his ass. He has 3 people with him, and they were all going to 'get' garrett...

I am bigger than this kid is. He will not fight me 1v1. I told him straight up, if he wants to fuck with garrett, he wants to fuck with me too. I dont let people push my friends around like that. The only way i'll be able to shove it to him is if i give him a setting where he thinks hes going to beat me down in a fight. That is the only way he will actually fight me back. I cant have a " Me hit this kid, and him run away " kind of thing. It cant be assult.

I am bigger than he is. I dont want to take advantage of him. He told me himself, I'd tear him apart. He wants an even match, the only way to give him that is if I fight 3 of his friends at the same time.

Also, grav, are you saying my penis is fat, and therfore its strong?

Fights aren't meant to be even. You don't seem to get it. Next time he fucks with you, jack him in the mouth. I am not even a tiny bit kidding. If you want to fight him... just fucking respond to his gay little torment... or just tell him flat out "If you don't stop fucking with me, I will hit you." If you must give him a "fair" setting....................... just do the 4v1, hit him first as hard as you can, and then own then the others will back down, and if they don't, own them too. The key in ANY fight is to strike fast, and with all your strength. Don't just half ass any movement you make at all. Find your opening, and hit hard. It's what I do, it wins.

One time, this football player, he's huge... he played for a rival schools team... for some reason he got pissed at me... he's real thug like, and when he came at me I just screamed really loud to fuck with his mind and balance, jumped at his upper body, hit his adams apple with my right hand and used my weight to bring him down, and took off in my friends car before he could knife me or some lame shit. This was not a friendly fight, I coulda died. It was scary as hell.

How about you just stop hating. You're not even 13 yet for god's sake.

Wait until you get real reasons to fight people before you and your little pre-pubescent "gangstas" start brawling.

But fighting can be fun as hell... and if the guy just won't lay off and he doesn't do anything about it... then he needs to get him to stop somehow, if he's too much of a head case to ignore it.

I agree though K_A, he is handling it wrong... if he's fighting people because he wants to seem cool or be tough or something gay like that than that's just retarded. He should confront the dude. But if you are fighting for funxor, just dont mess up your facial structure, lose any teeth, become paralyzed, or get any permanent brain damage... and you'll be solid. I don't advocate fighting a stranger in an angry way unless you have to.

Well, its more that im afraid they will just run off, and i'll never have my chance.

One time, in music apprecaition, the kid behind me put some tape down the back of my shirt, so i just got up, pulled him out of his seat, and wailed on his face. Only once though. My teacher didnt even do anything, class was about over, and he just watched and stared at me the rest of the hour. Silence is fun, when its all your fault.

Also, im not trying to make myself look tough. This is why i want to fight in private, so i can have it not broken up, or try to show off, or do anything stupid. I just want it to be a hit hit kind of thing. I know fighting is fun, but the fact is; i just look intimidating. Me being in 7th grade, I cant go down a packed hall with people not thinking i am tough, i cant help it if people think i am strong. I dont show off, i am probabaly one of the most un-athletic kids, except for my short speed(its like going 20 mph, then hitting nos for 10 seconds, then going 5 mph, then dieing out)...

Everybody fucks with me, every day. I never just hit them, unless i truely dislike the person. I tell myself " I'll give this guy three chances and warn him a few times, too". In the end, I just end up giving the person 14 chances and warning him 5 times. I am just.. Hmm.. A pussy..... Dissipointing, I know. Just for everyone to know, im not the kind of kid that gets picked on, either. I dont just take it like a bitch, i will confront a person. The thing is, i try to be as protective over my friends as possible. One time that Zac Player kid kicked my friend chris(75 lbs) in the nuts, and i swore i would get him back for him, but then i never did it.

My ranting is over.

BTW, penny, Nice sig

Fighting is completely stupid unless it is completely necesarry and then it is completely pointless.

You're completly gay.

Unblox me, i'll gib you teh answars u wanted!

I wanted answers from you? I must have had chemicals.

So, let me get this straight, some kid put tape on the back of your shirt so you beat the shit out of him? I can't wait until you are in high school.