Fuck In The Ass

Which force should a fat-man join?

Weight watchers....



OHHH SNAP!

Loles.

Atleast i have liek 2 testicles.


Neways, you need an iq of like 98 to understand Weightwatchers.

I'm hella stupid, so i couldnt figure it out.

SOmething else perhaps?

I suggest suicide cause your deifnatly not getting into any type of force, lest it be a jedi-convention. As it stands now your just a burden to society.

If you werent aware, any healthy man, mostly any size or weight can join some kind of force.


Btw, you know how long it took me to figure out what the hell you were trying to say.

That definitly threw me off. You butchered that word...

To whom it may concern: pinoy_real just busted a nut.

If you werent aware, any healthy man, mostly any size or weight can join some kind of force. Btw, you know how long it took me to figure out what the hell you were trying to say. That definitly threw me off. You butchered that word...

You mean lest? Ya I should have put unless. You were talking about not being able to join wieght watchers cause your IQ is lower than 92. They definatly don't want retards in the service. So don't contridict yourself.

I think he means definitely, which he too mispelled. Noobxors...

Hey SYG, are there jobs in the army where you are garunteed you won't have to go fight? I don't want to get shot, I am not going to lie to you.

Yeah. Its called going AWOL.

Join Marines... Bitch.

Some marine guys called me yesterday. Kept on ranting about how they could pay for any college I wanted, have great benefits. I told them I'm on lithium and other anti psychotic shit and they still were annoying me to join the marines. WTF. Nothing I said shut him up -_-

Next time...try one of Prof. Lenny's garuanteed to work...

...20 Things to say when a Telemarketer and/or Marine phones...

1. If they want to loan you money, tell them you just filed for bankruptcy and you could sure use some money.

2. If they start out with, "How are you today?" say: "I'm so glad you asked, because no one these days seems to care, and I have all these problems. My arthritis is acting up, my eyelashes are sore, my dog just died . . . "

3. If they say they're Joe Bloggs from XYZ Company, ask them to spell their name. Then ask them to spell the company name. Then ask them where it is located, how long it has been in business, how many people work there, how they got into this line of work if they are married, how many kids they have, etc. Continue asking them personal questions or questions about their company for as long as necessary.

4. This works great if you are male. Telemarketer: "Hi, my name is Judy and I'm with XYZ Company. " You: Wait for a second and with a real husky voice ask, "What are you wearing?"

5. Cry out in surprise, "Judy? Is that you? Oh my God! Judy, how have you been?" Hopefully, this will give Judy a few brief moments of terror as she tries to figure out where she could know you from.

6. Say "No" over and over. Be sure to vary the sound of each one, and keep a rhythmic tempo, even as they are trying to speak. This is most fun if you can do it until they hang up.

7. If MCI calls trying to get you to sign up for the Family and Friends Plan, reply, in as sinister a voice as you can, "I don't have any friends, would you be my friend?"

8. If the company cleans rugs, respond: "Can you get out blood? Can you get out goat blood? How about human blood?"

9. After the Telemarketer gives his or her spiel, ask him or her to marry you. When they get all flustered, tell them that you can't just give your credit card number to a complete stranger.

10. Tell the Telemarketer that you work for the same company, and they can't sell to employees.

11. Answer the phone. As soon as you realize it is a Telemarketer, set the receiver down, scream, "Oh my God!" and then hang up.

12. Tell the Telemarketer you are busy at the moment and ask him/her if he/she will give you his/her home phone number so you can call him/her back. When the Telemarketer explains that telemarketers cannot give out their home numbers say, "I guess you don't want anyone bothering you at home, right?" The Telemarketer will agree and you say, "Me either!" Hang up.

13. Ask them to repeat everything they say, several times.

14. Tell them it is dinner time, but ask if they would please hold. Put them on your speaker phone while you continue to eat at your leisure. Smack your food loudly and continue with your dinner conversation.

15. Tell the Telemarketer you are on "home incarceration" and ask if they could bring you some beer.

16. Ask them to fax the information to you, and make up a number.

17. Tell the Telemarketer, "Okay, I'll listen to you. But I should probably tell you, I'm not wearing any clothes."

18. Insist that the caller is really your buddy Leon, playing a joke. "Come on, Leon, cut it out! Seriously, Leon, how's your momma?"

19. Tell them you are hard of hearing and that they need to speak up...louder...louder...

20. Tell them to talk very slowly, because you want to write every word down.

Except it's not a telemarketer that's calling: it's the fucking Marines. Besides that small fact, great job Lenny!

Just edit your post Lenny to say telemarketers and marines.

Hey SYG, What do you think would be the most laid back, or easiest job in the army, I really wanted to be a mailman, but I don't see that in thier job listings...a cargo specialist would be the closest thing I see. I wouldn't mind being a base cop, but if I could do something more slackerish that would be better. Any ideas?

Supply

Sounds ok.

Like a medical supply specialist? Or just anything that supplies...

http://www.armystudyguide.com/resour...scriptions.htm

Here's a list of the jobs and there descriptions.

TY

Hells Ya! I'ma be a Mortuary Specialist, hardly any people are dying now, compared to times of war. Or the Unit Supply, awsome this is gunna be so tight. Hey answer my question on my Army here I come, thread.