Review Requests Thread

I'd like to see:

Movies: Alexander and Ocean's Twelve.
Games: The new Star Ocean game, the new Golden Eye, and the new Prince of Persia.

Here's your review for the new Goldeneye game.

Goldeneye: Rogue Agent
Developer: Who gives a shit?
Platform: All of them
Genre: First-Person Bumping Into Things

This game sucks.

Score: Negative Ten Million

Actually, I haven't even played the game! However, most people have been telling me it's an abomination and a complete desecration of the name "Goldeneye". The two games are completely unrelated, and the new one doesn't live up to the original in any way, shape or form.

Hey, no game can be that bad with Pussy Galore.

That review sucks.

I can't say much for PoP: WI. But if you like the first one a lot, you will probably like the second one (but not as much). I didn't like Sand of Time, and found the second one a little worse than the first.

Basically, there are more actions... but still, I think they are quite boring, because the Prince is... well, just a prince, so sure he has some fancy jumping around attacks... but to really do the trick, all you need is block, dodge, and counter.

Some bosses (or a boss) are ultimately cheap, and that fight is really just a routine sort of block, dodge, run away now, attack, must dodge this, can't block this, repeat. (Something like that...) (Well, there is a way to end the story without facing that boss, but...)

Could someone please write a review on Doom 3? Thanks. Thinking about buying the game, as I loved the original two, but I would like a review first.

Huxley, Project Offset ...hmm, I'm sure I'll think up more. Just future ideas .