Persuasive Speech

Batman would pwn Spiderman any day. Bitch.

You're an idiot.

Obviously batman would have all of the ladies, nobody likes spiderman.

Batman. Why? He can take down Superman, and Supes would obliterate Spiderman.

Here's a better explanation. Batman has a mind that can cripple even the toughest of opponents. His brain is a perfect engine of ultimate fear and he is the expert in learning and manipulating the insecurities and fears of his opponents.

Peter Parker is a 20-something year old kid with severe insecurities and a massive lack of faith in himself.

Batman's battles are not waged solely with fists. The fact is, he could beat Peter Parker into complete submission with words alone. All the "spidey sense" in the universe won't save him when he starts doubting his own abilities after having 20 years of his worst fears and failures hurled into his face simultaneously. Batman is capable of defeating any human opponent, because he understands every inch of the human condition, especially in the area of it's flaws.

Peter Parker doesn't have the willpower to best the Dark Knight. It's a kid with superpowers vs. the Devil himself. No contest.

Batman is human, not some superhero with special abilities. He simply has cool gadgets. He doesn't know anything about Spiderman, so how could he possibly figure out his insecurities? Not one punch or kick from Batman would even harm Spidey in the least. If Batman got hit with a spool of web, which he would, this contest is over before it started.

incorrect, batman would get himself out of it. And yes, he IS human. That is what makes him a fuckin baller. Batman would spot Peter Parker and instaneously know that his is Spiderman. He would then capture Mary-Jane, rape her if he chooses and lure spiderman into his Bat Cave. GG spidey is done.

Spiderman is not immortal and Batman is 100x smarter.


I also think that what makes a superhero better than another is not solely the ability to beat the shit outta the other. I think it should be based on his attitude, structure, capabilities, interaction with the public, villians he fights...etc. Batman is great because you can easily spot the underlying social issues of the time. Spiderman is just a boyhood fantasy if you ask me.

Batman is human, not some superhero with special abilities. He simply has cool gadgets. He doesn't know anything about Spiderman, so how could he possibly figure out his insecurities? Not one punch or kick from Batman would even harm Spidey in the least. If Batman got hit with a spool of web, which he would, this contest is over before it started.

Titus, Bats is a detective. It is his life to learn the secrets of his enemies. Example: at one point Batman was expelled from the Justice League because he spent weeks researching the backgrounds and secrets of the other JLA members. He formed an airtight plan with which he could cripple any of the JLA members should they go rogue. That means Batman, a normal guy with no superpowers, is and was capable of taking down Superman (who is basically immortal), Wonder Woman (same), Green Lantern (who can split atoms with his power ring), Aquaman (the sole ruler of all of Atlantis), Martian Manhunter (10 times the badass that Spiderman is) and the Flash (who can move so fast he can travel through time). Batman was intellectually capable of learning the worst fears and secrets of the most powerful characters in the DC universe. Cracking the Peter Parker egg would take minutes for a guy like him.

Batman wins. No contest.

Good argument.

Want some advice on stepping it up? Take Aquaman out of that list. We know he's supposed to be in there... Yes, he's a member of the Justice League, but... well, he's Aquaman.

I guess I'm out of the loop with Comic books, and thank God. If they actually had the tenacity to have Batman defeat Superman, and all those others, a sad day has come over the comic book world. That is just ludicrous, and if you don't agree with that.. I don't know.

You can be the smartest guy in the world. If you are a human getting a single punch from a super-strong super hero, you will die instantly. Clear as day. Your ribs will calapse into your heart. Your head will be smashed in two. I just don't understand how the speed and strength of Superman was defeated? Granted Spidey is no Superman, but he is certainly 100 times stronger than Batman.

Comic books now suck in my mind. I have an itch to go a burn all 1000+ comic books I own. Or sell them.

Titus, Bats is a detective. It is his life to learn the secrets of his enemies. Example: at one point Batman was expelled from the Justice League because he spent weeks researching the backgrounds and secrets of the other JLA members. He formed an airtight plan with which he could cripple any of the JLA members should they go rogue. That means Batman, a normal guy with no superpowers, is and was capable of taking down Superman (who is basically immortal), Wonder Woman (same), Green Lantern (who can split atoms with his power ring), Aquaman (the sole ruler of all of Atlantis), Martian Manhunter (10 times the badass that Spiderman is) and the Flash (who can move so fast he can travel through time). Batman was intellectually capable of learning the worst fears and secrets of the most powerful characters in the DC universe. Cracking the Peter Parker egg would take minutes for a guy like him. Batman wins. No contest.

Gladiator would pwn Batman any day.