Have a criminal record? What are the most illegal things that you've done?

Drinking, smoking pot, stole 150 bucks from some old lady when I was 10, stole multiple times from other people, fucked someone over 18(is that even illegal?), Trespassing, out after curfew, buying pot, stealing booze, blowing shit up, firing a big ass potato gun that shot C batteries at golfers, firing a smaller potato gun that shot golfballs at golfers, sometimes frozen golf balls, Downloading and viewing pornography on the internet, fucking up D2 for blizzard, some things I don't want to list, some things I'm not going to list because they are just stupid.

Hah. Well you really wanted to go all out there... I didn't want to mention stuff like that... but yeah... I got a good laugh about the D2 part.

WEll...welll... I j walked the other day!

Oh yeah, and my record is completely clean. I'm always smart about breaking the law.