Superman Returns!

I wonder if S-Mart was actually some kind of hidden lead-in to Bruce Campbell becoming Superman..?! It all makes sense now! Don't think about it!

And Evil Ash is actually Bizarro Ash...

You're onto something there.

And ARMY OF DARKNESS is actually SUPERMAN XI!!! YES!!

It's kind of depressing to think that Supes would be lowered to the position of Housewares Manager at S-Mart. How does he go from battling Darkseid one-on-one to shelving toasters?

Unemployment check ran out.

So, what happened to his position at the Daily Planet? Downsizing?

I think he just became a born again Christian, and you know how they hate newspapers.