Great Quotes

"Wit is Educated Insolence"

Plato: "Only the dead have seen the end of war"

Woman: "If you were my husband I would put poison in your coffee"
Churchill: "If you were my wife I would drink it"

"Wit is Educated Insolence" Plato: "Only the dead have seen the end of war" Woman: "If you were my husband I would put poison in your coffee" Churchill: "If you were my wife I would drink it"

Holy shit, you're still alive?

God there are so many of these. Here are just a few:

"The art of using troops is this:
......When ten to the enemy's one, surround him;
......When five times his strength, attack him;
......If double his strength, divide him;
......If equally matched you may engage him;
......If weaker numerically, be capable of withdrawing;
......And if in all respects unequal, be capable of eluding him,
..........for a small force is but booty for one more powerful."
-Sun Tzu


It is better to be feared than loved, if you cannot be both.
-Niccolo Machiavelli

"There's gonna be some stuff u gonna see that's gonna make it hard To smile in the future, but through whatever you see, Through all the rain and all the pain, you gotta keep your sense of humor. You gotta be able to smile through all this"
-Tupac Shakur

"Live by the gun die by the gun."
-Tupac Shakur

I’d rather die like a man than live like a coward.
-Tupac Shakur

"When my Heart Can Beat No More I hope die for a principal or a belief that I have lived for"
-Tupac Shakur

"If you walked by a street and you was walking a concrete and you saw a rose growing from concrete, even if it had messed up petals and it was a little to the side you would marvel at just seeing a rose grow through concrete. So way is it that when you see some ghetto kid grow out of the dirtiest circumstance and he can talk and he can sit across the room and make you cry, make you laugh, all you can talk about is my dirty rose, my dirty stems and how am leaning crooked to the side, u can't even see that I've come up from out of that"
-Tupac Shakur

My Mama used to tell me if u can't find somethin to live for, you best find somethin to die for.
-Tupac Shakur

You know it's funny when it rains it pours, They got money for wars, but can't feed the poor.
-Tupac Shakur

You're not to be so blind with patriotism that you can't face reality. Wrong is wrong, no matter who does it or says it.
-Malcolm X

Be peaceful, be courteous, obey the law, respect everyone; but if someone puts his hand on you, send him to the cemetery.
-Malcolm X

Nobody can give you freedom. Nobody can give you equality or justice or anything. If you're a man, you take it.
-Malcolm X

I can accept failure, but I can't accept not trying.
-Michael Jordan

I've missed more than 9000 shots in my career. I've lost almost 300 games. 26 times, I've been trusted to take the game winning shot and missed. I've failed over and over and over again in my life. And that is why I succeed.
-Michael Jordan

"Will the people in the cheaper seats clap your hands -- And the rest of you, if you'll just rattle your jewelry." John Lennon, 1963 (Royal Variety Performance)

"Good morning, Worm your honor.
The crown will plainly show
The prisoner who now stands before you
Was caught red-handed showing feelings
Showing feelings of an almost human nature;
This will not do.
Call the schoolmaster!" - Waters

I pay no attention whatever to anybody's praise or blame. I simply follow my own feelings.
-Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart

In the United States, doing good has come to be, like patriotism, a favorite device of persons with something to sell.
-H. L. Mencken

The reason why worry kills more people than work is that more people worry than work.
-Robert Frost (1874 - 1963)

This England never did, nor never shall,
Lie at the proud foot of a conqueror.
-William Shakespeare (1564 - 1616), "King John", Act 5 scene 7

I have always felt that the moment when first you wake up in the morning is the most wonderful of the twenty-four hours.
-Monica Baldwin

One ought, every day at least, to hear a little song, read a good poem, see a fine picture, and, if it were possible, to speak a few reasonable words.
-Johann Wolfgang von Goethe (1749 - 1832)

If everyone demanded peace instead of another television set, then there'd be peace.
-- John Lennon

Reporter: "The French have not made up their minds about The Beatles. What do you think of them?"
John Lennon: "Oh, we like The Beatles. They're gear."

Reporter: "How did you find America?"
John Lennon: Turned left at Greenland."

Here are some good sports ones:

"We talkin 'bout practice, we ain't even talkin 'bout a game....we talkin 'bout PRACTICE. How'm I supposed to make my teammates better by practicin', that's stupid!!!!!!"- AI

no. i don't come off the bench. does the franchise players come off of the bench. do 3-time scoring champs come off of the bench,do MVP's come off of the bench,do first team all NBA players come off of the bench,do all-stars come off of the bench, do olympians come off of the bench,do superstars come off of the bench. no. why should Alan Iverson be the first. More AI

"He called me a rapist and a recluse. I'm not a recluse"-Mike Tyson

"We're going to turn this team around 360 degrees."-Jason Kidd

"They sayin 50% of baseball players are on steroids, well I know I'm not so that takes it down to 49% right there."- Rickey Henderson

Bill Peterson, a Florida State football coach:
"You guys pair up in groups of three, then line up in a circle."