The Fifth Book of Lenny

Apart from the white pixels round the edge???

I still say it's a technicallity thingy. ANyway, any ideas for book 6 Mr. Bob?

The reincarnated Lenny gets a lesson in Chemistry and manages to create a perfect textbook -pH acid, which results in it dissolving its beaker and causing unknown havoc as it eats through the world down to Australia, and kills a bunch of Aussies?

Yes? No?

I fail to see how you think you can put more red pixels in that red circle. It's completely red. It simply cannot be done. That circle is a representation of a 0 pH. There is nothing with more red in it than that. It's physically in-fucking-possible.

The reincarnated Lenny gets a lesson in Chemistry and never creates a -pH acid. This is partially due to the fact that it is impossible. Instead, he steps on a rather large thumb tack and falls down a short flight of stairs attempting to pull it out. His fall is broken by a small orphan girl, though, and Lenny is unharmed (aside from the rather large thumb tack that is still lodged in his foot). And so it was that which was the 6th book o' Lenny.

Chris wins!
Trophy for you!

Yay for wasting so much time on a single thread in the chat forum.

Now to waste more time. And on with Mr. Bob's idea:

The Sixth Book of Lenny...........

And the Reincarnated Lenny was told that minus pH was impossible.
And Lenny argued with Mr. Bob.
And Mr. Bob gave Lenny a Chemistry lesson.
And Lenny laughed.
And Mr. Bob said: "OK then smart arse. Make a -pH acid."
And Lenny said: "OK, I will."
And Lenny walked up the stairs tp the Chemistry lab.
And in the Lab, Lenny failed to make a -pH acid.
And Mr. Bob laughed.
And Lenny ran out in a huff.
And Lenny stood on a rather large thumbtack.
And the thumbtack stuck in his foot
And Leny hopped around, trying to get it out.
And he hopped towards the stairs.
And Lenny fell down the stairs.
And he fell down a floor.
And then another.
And a third.
And he fell on a poor orphan girl.
And the poor orphan girl broke his fall.
And Lenny was unharmed but from a rather large thumbtack still in his foot.
And so it was that which was the Sicth Book of Lenny.

(ideas by: Mr. Bob. All books of Lenny copyrigted (C) now and forever more. 10% of all proceeds from Book Sixth go towards Mr. Bob's new cot. Another 1% goes to the orphan girl. The rest goes to the Vatican for some strange reason. None of it goes to Lenny, and so he creates more rubbish to torture the innocent until he is given something for his work).

And then the little orphan girl stood up
And there was much rejoicing
And the little orphan girl said "You asshole you fell on me"
And the little orphan girl proceeded to smack lenny in the face
And there was much rejoicing
And then Lenny died a horrible death and no one went to his funeral
And then Lenny was sent to hell
And he will spend all eternity there for his stupidity









































And there was much rejoicing

Wilma, how much for Book Seven?

So, recap.

Books 1 - 4 had their own thread: The Four Books of Lenny..........

Books 5,6 and 7 have been made up in the Fifth Book of Lenny.......... thread.

I think we need a Book 8.

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Drum roll please...............

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And now, Ladies and Gentleman, I give to you....THE EIGTH BOOK OF LENNY!!!!

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The Eigth Book of Lenny..........
And so Lenny was left in hell.
And his personal demons tortured him.
And they made him drink -pH acids.
And Mr. Bob appeared and told the demons off for using a physical impossibilty.
And the demons shrugged and tortured Mr. Bob instead.
And Lenny escaped.
And there were many groans.
And Mr. Bob escaped. And there was much rejoicing.
And Platnum appeared, tempted by the chocolate.
And Lenny made him into three bars.
And Lenny gave Wilma the three bars of Platnum.
And so Lenny bought the rights to the Seventh Book of Lenny..........
And he threw a house party.
And he was thrown in the pool.
And he got wet.
And there was much rejoicing.

Why do you refer to yourself in the third person?

It would be kind of starnge if it was all:

And I was given a Chemistry lesson.
And I stood on a thumb tack

etc. sounds like a diary.

Whereas this is just a load of..........manure. Not good enough to be crap. Not bad enough to be good.

And don't change the word order, it's correct.

I like that. You wanna help write it? Or shall I?