The Fifth Book of Lenny

Yeah, but a whole site dedicated to Science discussions? That's why we've got schools. And I'm perfectly sure it is in someway possible to get a -pH acid, even if it means lots of calculations which give the answer as a minus for something like 0pH. I'm sure I'm right but, oh well.

Right, ideas for the sixth book are needed. Leave me alone for a bit.

What I said up above *points* was that a solution would have to have more than 100,000,000 times the concentration of... Fuck it; I'll say this in easy terms.

Say this shit I'm talking about (hydrogen ions) are red pixels.

Water is a white circle with some red pixels in it.

Something with a pH less than 7 has MORE red pixels than that water circle has.

Now, to have a -1 pH, you'd have to have 100,000,000 time more pixels than that white circle. If the circle is... say... .00001% red pixels (BECAUSE THAT IS THE ACTUAL PERCENTAGE OF HYDROGEN IONS IN PURE WATER), then your substance with a negative pH would have to be 1000% red pixels which is a physical impossibility.

This circle:
cannot have more red pixels in it than it already does. It's 100% red pixels. It's already composed of ALL red pixels.

Apart from the white pixels round the edge???

I still say it's a technicallity thingy. ANyway, any ideas for book 6 Mr. Bob?

The reincarnated Lenny gets a lesson in Chemistry and manages to create a perfect textbook -pH acid, which results in it dissolving its beaker and causing unknown havoc as it eats through the world down to Australia, and kills a bunch of Aussies?

Yes? No?

I fail to see how you think you can put more red pixels in that red circle. It's completely red. It simply cannot be done. That circle is a representation of a 0 pH. There is nothing with more red in it than that. It's physically in-fucking-possible.

The reincarnated Lenny gets a lesson in Chemistry and never creates a -pH acid. This is partially due to the fact that it is impossible. Instead, he steps on a rather large thumb tack and falls down a short flight of stairs attempting to pull it out. His fall is broken by a small orphan girl, though, and Lenny is unharmed (aside from the rather large thumb tack that is still lodged in his foot). And so it was that which was the 6th book o' Lenny.

Chris wins!
Trophy for you!

Yay for wasting so much time on a single thread in the chat forum.

Now to waste more time. And on with Mr. Bob's idea:

The Sixth Book of Lenny...........

And the Reincarnated Lenny was told that minus pH was impossible.
And Lenny argued with Mr. Bob.
And Mr. Bob gave Lenny a Chemistry lesson.
And Lenny laughed.
And Mr. Bob said: "OK then smart arse. Make a -pH acid."
And Lenny said: "OK, I will."
And Lenny walked up the stairs tp the Chemistry lab.
And in the Lab, Lenny failed to make a -pH acid.
And Mr. Bob laughed.
And Lenny ran out in a huff.
And Lenny stood on a rather large thumbtack.
And the thumbtack stuck in his foot
And Leny hopped around, trying to get it out.
And he hopped towards the stairs.
And Lenny fell down the stairs.
And he fell down a floor.
And then another.
And a third.
And he fell on a poor orphan girl.
And the poor orphan girl broke his fall.
And Lenny was unharmed but from a rather large thumbtack still in his foot.
And so it was that which was the Sicth Book of Lenny.

(ideas by: Mr. Bob. All books of Lenny copyrigted (C) now and forever more. 10% of all proceeds from Book Sixth go towards Mr. Bob's new cot. Another 1% goes to the orphan girl. The rest goes to the Vatican for some strange reason. None of it goes to Lenny, and so he creates more rubbish to torture the innocent until he is given something for his work).

I like that. You wanna help write it? Or shall I?