Why doesn't Titus respond?

Hog tie him and sell him on the black market?

Travel back into time to Jesus's birth and steal a camel?

Make the camel eat peanut butter and then give him his own talkshow in the same time slot as Maurty?

Cancel Maury and bring in a talking carrot to compete with the camel?

Toss that faggot carrot into a salad shooter then serve it to the peanut butter horses audience?

Toss the audience into the salad shooter and then toss the shooter at the horse?

0mg Snausages?

Yes, and god said "Let there be snausages".