is jesus coming back, or what?

Cure everyone and turn the Doctors mentally incapable?

Other than the raining frogs bit. If he cured the inmates no-one would notice, ever heard the words "I'am not crazy" out of a crazy person's mouth? As for the doctors, should he the son of god do something as evil as makeing a sane man insane, they would just lock up the docs saying it was stress form work that did it.

Mental hospitals are a form of Hell to the patients, I'm pretty sure that cureing them wouldn't be a bad thing. And how do you people know He isn't going to come back soon? He could come back at any time. (God = He = Jesus)

God=He=Jesus=Nonexistant.

God=He=Jesus=Nonexistant.

You say that you don't believe in God. Jesus historically existed, no matter if you believe he is the "Son of God" or not. So, first off, you are wrong by saying Jesus=Nonexistant, therefore, the comment "nonexistant" is void. Also, by saying that Jesus=He=God, you are saying that you believe in the correlation of Jesus being God. This means that you have Christian beliefs, and are therefor going to Hell because of your sins of calling Jesus nonexistant. But that doesn't matter, just ask for forgiveness and pay the Pope in little boys.

Im a Christian, so I believe so. No idea when, though. Maybe a couple hundred (thousand?) years.

One more quick thing.

I am Jesus.

You say that you don't believe in God. Jesus historically existed, no matter if you believe he is the "Son of God" or not. So, first off, you are wrong by saying Jesus=Nonexistant, therefore, the comment "nonexistant" is void. Also, by saying that Jesus=He=God, you are saying that you believe in the correlation of Jesus being God. This means that you have Christian beliefs, and are therefor going to Hell because of your sins of calling Jesus nonexistant. But that doesn't matter, just ask for forgiveness and pay the Pope in little boys.

I do believe in a god, just not the one that is associated with Jesus, because I don't believe Jesus was the son of God, he's just the son of some slut who fucked someone and said she didn't and people were stupid enough to believe her.

But that doesn't change the fact that I owned you. I was pointing out, that no matter what you believe, your statement was false.

I'm pretty sure that cureing them wouldn't be a bad thing.

plz read my full post.

As for the doctors, should he the son of god do something as evil as makeing a sane man insane

um.. guys.. this was supposed to be a joke thread.

i'm atheist. no god. no heaven. no hell. bible = fiction.

You posted it in general convo....

Why did you post a joke thread in general convo.

DAMN YOU!!!!

where would you like me to post it? somewhere no one will read it? at least it got some good feedback. i didn't expect it to.

um.. guys.. this was supposed to be a joke thread. i'm atheist. no god. no heaven. no hell. bible = fiction.

where would you like me to post it? somewhere no one will read it? at least it got some good feedback. i didn't expect it to.

and after i posted those, the responses that inspired me kept coming. seems you're the only one who's not with the program. now, stop being a dick and prove me wrong.

That's just you saying that it gets more activity here, not a damn thing else. Now quit being a fucking moron. You failed to make a point.

I'm also an atheist, so why bother proving that Jesus existed?