Do you think porn and real sex look alike

They aren't really alike. I.E. "Porno tounge"

Heh, some girls are freaks, some aren't. Some like doing it in all kinds of different positions, some are conservative and only do missionary. Depends if the partners are sexually active, if they have fun with it (A.K.A. - Not "making love" all the time, and just fucking), and what they like.

Porn is definitely like real sex.

Porn is not always like real sex.

So what you're saying is that it IS, all the time, but only sometimes.

Just wanted to make that clear.

What he's saying is that sex is like that only on days that end in "y" - except for weekends and weekdays.

Okay, makes sense.

What happens if the y becomes ies?

Then I shoot you in the fucking face.

Heh, I laughed at that really hard. Donno why, that was hilarious though.