Chain Letters...

>>this is a story of tru love~|~

>>one day a girl was walkin alone. three boys went by her and we're calling her names.

>>she went home to unuther boy n cried. he listened an listened to her but didnt say a word.

>>finnally, she asked him "do u even care bout me?"

>>he replied, "i cannot say words to even say how wrong they are. i love u and u r the best girl in tha world"

>>send this message to the people u love.

>>~0 ppl---you will have bad luck in love 4ever
>> >>~1-3 ppl---you will find ur prince maybe
>>~4-8 ppl---a cute boi will ask u out
>>~9++---u will find tru love in the soon future


That is probably the stupidest chain letter I have ever recieved. Apparently I shall die poor and alone if I don't forward some poorly written piece of incoherent fluff to as many people as I can.

What I wonder is, who actually writes these things?

What I wonder is, who actually writes these things?

The goverment.

Yes, because the govnt has nothing better to do then to write these chain letters to help its hard working citizens get partners...

Yes, because the govnt has nothing better to do then to write these chain letters to help its hard working citizens get partners...

Exactly!
I told you guys.

I got this one today:

Let me Test Yah!!!



You are driving down the street and you see an old man lying on the sidewalk with a broken leg. You decide to be nice and stop and help him. He gets in your car and you drive him to the hospital. A week later he comes back to your house to thank you. As he is about to enter your house when suddenly there is a puff of smoke and the old man becomes a fairy godmother. She tells you that you have 3 wishes. She says your 1st wish has to be about your love life.

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Your next wish has to be about your social life.

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Your last wish can be about anything.

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STOP!!!

Now in order for your wish to come true,you must send this to the

person who sent it to you and your friends.

Send this to:

0 People-Bad luck and misfortune.

5 People-Your 1st wish

10 People-Your 1st and 2nd wishes

15 People-All 3 wishes

!!!~!!!GOOD LUCK!

I got this one today: Let me Test Yah!!! You are driving down the street and you see an old man lying on the sidewalk with a broken leg. You decide to be nice and stop and help him. He gets in your car and you drive him to the hospital. A week later he comes back to your house to thank you. As he is about to enter your house when suddenly there is a puff of smoke and the old man becomes a fairy godmother. She tells you that you have 3 wishes. She says your 1st wish has to be about your love life. GO!!! > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > STOP!!!! Your next wish has to be about your social life. > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > STOP!!! Your last wish can be about anything. > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > STOP!!! Now in order for your wish to come true,you must send this to the person who sent it to you and your friends. Send this to: 0 People-Bad luck and misfortune. 5 People-Your 1st wish 10 People-Your 1st and 2nd wishes 15 People-All 3 wishes !!!~!!!GOOD LUCK!

Still a virgin.