Water is full of suprises....

Oh, I thought this was about you pouring a glass of water and finding Bin Laden in it. Oh well....

No crap about it.

Comparing my brilliant self to your less than government standards is similar to a battle of the minds between Stephen Hawking and Mike Tyson.

Except in this case I'm not paraplegic and you probably can't crush a tin can.

You live in Canada I am guessing. I am not even going to start to argue because I believe I will humiliate myself even more and you will prove me wrong....

What the hell are you talking about?

If you're trying to make some kind of smartass hasn't-been-done-before remark about Canada, then shut your trap. Only proves how provincial you really are.

Sorry, I just didn't understand your previous post. Could you please clarify it for me?

Basically, he told you to shut the hell up.

Jizmo your sister is pretty hot. I'd do her in the butt.

You live in Canada I am guessing. I am not even going to start to argue because I believe I will humiliate myself even more and you will prove me wrong....

Wtf is this guy even talking about?!