I used to work at Subway. Ask me anything.

Does cleaning the Fruizzle machine suck? I've heard you can get the fuck cut out of your hand.

We had a guy come in once a month to do it.

What was your position in Subway?

I was a Subway Sandwhich Artist. ( Sub maker )

How many boobs did the manager have?

The manager was a man. I think he had 3 though.

How many boobs did the bacon have?

4.5

How many nipples does this kid eric in my neighborhood have?.....3 he has 3 fucking nipples isn't that shit strange?.....but anywho....how many nipples the teh pig they got the baccon from have?

I believe Jared, the pig, has 2 nipples.

do you really bake your bread fresh every day?

Yes, it is freshly made in the morning, at 1PM, and at 6PM.

Well from what I hear they ship all there products in every week my uncle drives truck for nicolas inc. and he delivers to them once a week with bread and meats and veggies....so you make the call

The packages arrive about every 5 days or so. If we run out of a certain package, we just borrow it from a nearby Subway.

Does Jared have aids?

No.

What is so good about that chipotle shit? It tastes like animal hair.

It was not around when I worked there. However, I have had it and agree that it tastes horrible.

The thing is, is that most of these "new" subs are not really new. They are just new combinations being thrown together in an advertisement.

do people that work at subway fuck alot?

You really are lonely, aren't you? Anyways, there was no sex in the one I worked in. There was drug use, but no sex.

Does Jerred suck horse cock?

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On topic though, what's everybody's favorite sandwich from Subway? Personally... I don't have one, I generally have a sub made for me, BLT .

Tuna, meatball, turkey, chicken teryaki, and steak and cheese were the most popular. I prefered the Meatball with pepperoni and american cheese on honey oat bread, warmed for 20 seconds.