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Yes, yes . . the grocery store, though it might look nice and unhazardous, can be very very dangerous if the precautions are not taken.

1. Always, and I mean always, wear safety gear when going to the grocery store.
2. Never let your eyes wonder away from those Devils Minions(Kids)
3. Always be ready to leap when the shelves begin to tumble.(You might want to practice leaping in front of a miror. So you can perfect and look good in front of the ladies, as you leap amazingly out of the way of danger.)