I am sending you on a holy quest to learn about the word "bovious." It is a word from the beforetimes and you will seek it out through searches and HTML. Know that it is a dangerous and perilous journey that will require much training and the help of friends.
I will give you the Vibrator of Justice, which deals 1d8 + 1 damage and the Shield of No Cornholing, which will add to your AC by 4. You are to take two others to help you accompany you on your quest.
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