recommended pc games

yeah i know there's a game forum here but hahahaha suck on this wet wired

anyway, here's the story. i hate all console games except super smash bros. because it basically plays like a sega genesis game only with better graphics, and 2d games were the best games because they were simple. so (for this and other reasons you can be SURE as hell i'll make you fuckers read about) i only play PC games. except nowadays you have all these game developer assholes who think you should spend time learning THEIR game inside out (as if i don't have way more important things to worry about other than memorizing your stupid maps or figuring out your puzzles or your experience system or whatever). also, i'm not 8 years old anymore, i don't feel a sense of accomplishment by mastering a game anymore because none of my friends or anyone my age will give a shit about something as trivial as that.

games based on any john carmack engine are my favorites because i don't know what he does but it seems like he almost programs anti-bullshit measures into his engines to keep people from using it to make RPGs or whatever other bullshit you faggot kids like to "play" these days. basically almost all games on an id Tech engine are great somehow. also i would like to point out that carmack wrote all his engines in C but all the other babbies he was forced to work with cried because they can somehow not picture programming concepts in their minds if they are not objects (they probably had too many toys as children and were taught about singular monolithic entities such as God and Santa way too much) so they eventually convinced him to write Doom 3 in C++ (against his will but he did it anyway to satisfy the plebians)

anyway the point is that i'm bored as fuck and i need a new game to play. i like FPS's mainly, some RTS (not anything made by blizzard, my eyes are basically assaulted by colors in every recent game they've made), and the only RPG worthy of my time was Diablo 2. and thats only because all those trojans i wrote to steal accounts made me some money.

further the game must be easy to play. and easy to pirate. i don't want none of this Steam bullshit. and i'm sure as fuck not buying games because i have 20 thousand dollars in legal fees from this butthurt state. also i cannot leave my house to buy them. and i'm not buying them on newegg because hahaha newegg ROCKS!!

here's a list of games i liked at one point or another:
doom 3
quake 4 (fuck yeah)
dead space (fuck yeah)
kinda liked cryostasis
crysis (the first half was BORING)
max payne 1 and 2


here's a list of games i hate:

half life 2 (boring as fuck)
x-men wolverine (plays like a console game, ugh)
anything call of duty
anything battlefield xxx
any realistic war game (i like sci-fi shit)
any of those FPS's with RPG elements (vomit)
^ ^ ^ except dead space that ruled
everything else


so now which game would you suckas recommend i hit up on mininova next?