ok this is one of my favorites: so theres a pirate ship and the first mate is in the crows nest and he comes down and tells the captain theres an enemy ship on the horizon so they captain says to the first mate bring me my red shirt and the first mate asks him why he wants his red shirt and the captain says because so when he gets shot the enemy won't see him bleed so the first mate brings him is red shirt and goes back to the crows nest as the rest of the ship readies for battle then an hour later right before they're about to begin tthe fight with the enemy ship when the first mate comes down again and tells the captain that they're surronded by 50 enemy ships and the captain says bring me my brown pants
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