Tales of GLory Part 1.

Well some ppl know by now "Wake and sue" that saturday night glory got shit face at the bar. how could u blame him? It was 2 PBR for $1 and glory was in heaven! But he started off with a budlight which was $1. The all night PBR shots and Rum n Coke. O my he even had some liquid cocan which was 90% and delisions. Well during this drunken night he had some ladies come up to talk to him... ok nothing wrong there but when one comes up and goes:
"hi my name is carmen whats your man?"
PLease do not resawn in this mannor!
"MY name is carmen?! Wait cartmen? I dont really know my name so lets just leave it at that. Go get me another PBR.
This is the wrong way to talk to women. Second dont call a friend and right in the middle of the conversation drop the phone to yell at girls accross the street.
A: They thing your nutz and B: your not talking any kind of english at all.
Also Dont call a friend up and tell him that u can Pee, Talk, ANd drink your beer at the same time! Its a little wierd.
Also after i get done calling some friends i call this girl i like and mummble in the phone and all she could understand was her name and me yelling Inspector gadget. I dont think i can smooth talk my way out of that on?
Passing out on a picnic table is unconfortable. Just a little FYI guys. And this is just what i remembered that night. Glade i havent been told what else i did.

P.S. I called Gruesome and dont remember what i said so Gruesome Enjoy the message Buddy~!